You snooze, you lose.
The early bird gets the worm.
In response to someone saying "Hey" as in "Hey, you took my cookie":
Hey is for horses, and I don't nay.
In response to "it isn't fair":
Life isn't fair.
Or, an occasional variation:
Tough luck.
Never trust a man with a ponytail.
This is making me laugh now. I never questioned it! I even say it myself. But, what was this one about, Dad?
And the absolute most oft used:
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate [insert anything here]?
The early bird gets the worm.
In response to someone saying "Hey" as in "Hey, you took my cookie":
Hey is for horses, and I don't nay.
In response to "it isn't fair":
Life isn't fair.
Or, an occasional variation:
Tough luck.
Never trust a man with a ponytail.
This is making me laugh now. I never questioned it! I even say it myself. But, what was this one about, Dad?
And the absolute most oft used:
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate [insert anything here]?
In addition, we have:
ReplyDelete- Almost isn't good enough.
- Two wrongs don't make a right.
- Because I said so.
Ugh, I had forgotten about all of those and they were all so frustrating :)
ReplyDeleteRemembered another one: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." Or the annoyed variation: If you don't have anything nice to say, keep your mouth shut.
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